This is happening in the 1910s at Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not a teacher yet, so you will only recognize one of these people. I have seen a lot of HP fanfics with this character, so I wanted to make one.
Current headmaster: Where is that blasted fool! Get her to my office immediately!
One of the portraits: She's waiting outside you buffoon!
Current headmaster: Oh. *fixes toupee* Come in!
Mary: Hello. Why have you called me to your office? Is something wrong with one of my students? *shakes head* Has Bobby accidentally charmed his hands into sausages again? Are you all right? You look rather mad.
Current headmaster: *eye twitches* You know exactly what's wrong!
Mary: *bats eyelashes* I am sorry, sir, but I have no idea what you are talking about.
Current headmaster: *eye twitches rapidly* You have been missing for the past few months, and when I did some research, I discovered where you have been.
Mary: I told you I had dragon pox. There was a severe outbreak, St. Mungo's wasn't able to keep track of everyone. I had less severe dragon pox, so my stay there was not recorded.
Current headmaster: *face turning red* I have discovered evidence that says you, in fact, became a.............nanny! For muggles! And you showed them your magic! You are in a load of trouble when the Ministry finds out, Mary Poppins!
Mary: *smiles and smooths skirt* And what will you be accusing me of?
Current headmaster: Showing magic to muggles, enchanting an object to fly, flying down from the sky in front of multiple muggles, apparating muggles to an alternate reality which you created, cleaning a muggle room with muggles in it using magic, and more. You will be fired immediately! *he grins* (the headmaster and Marry Poppins have some unfortunate history, that involves her humiliating him by proving she was better at transfigurating than him. She then promptly turned him into a baboon to prove this)
Current headmaster: The only law you have not broken in regards to magic and muggles is using magic to make someone forget you have broken every law involving magic and muggles! *realizes what he just said*
Mary: Oh, dear. I do hate to leave things unfinished. I might as well finish breaking all the magic and muggle related laws! I do apologize, erasing your memory isn't very polite of me, but it's necessary.
She gets out of her chair and pulls her wand out. Headmaster backs away fearfully.
Mary: Obliviate!
She walks over to the headmaster, who is now looking around blankly. She places an empty potion bottle in his hand, that says Rememberium! Just a sip, remember quick! On the back, it has a warning label that says, just a sip, or memory will be gone quick!
Mary: *whispers* You don't mess with the nanny! I'll get you and it'll look like a bloody accident! *flies away with umbrella*
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The Teachers Lounge
Fanfiction-On hold/maybe completed- This is a series of scenes told from the POV or with the teachers from Hogwarts. There will be classes such as Getting Your Ships together, taught by Albus Dumbledore as well as bets placed on student relationships at Hogwa...
