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Author's note: So basically I was out playing fetch with my pet rock... you know as guys do. And then all of a sudden my girlfriend starts yelling at me about some texts on my phone. And I'm like 'hey... can we not do this in front of the kid.'

She just gets really mad, and starts yelling that Booger (that's my rock's name) is not a kid... or a pet... he's an inanimate object. 

I'm just trying to calm her down at this point. So I pretend that she's right, but that just gets her even madder. She pulls this hammer from behind her back and starts whacking Booger with it. 

Now I'm a bit of a wimp, i'll be the first to admit it, basically I crouched into a little ball and started crying, and yelling for her to stop. She was screaming like mad and whacking Booger. 

Booger was probably the most calm out of us all. He just sat there until my girlfriend's hammer broke. 

She told me she hated me, and she was leaving and then she calmed down a bit and said she was sorry and wondered if we should get icecreams. 

I told her that I'm a man and I don't deserve to be treated this way - and the only way she could make it up to me is if she buys an icecream for Booger as well. 

Anyway the icecreams were really nice and she didn't even complain when Booger's melted all over him. 

Sorry for such a long author's note, I just thought you might be wondering why it took me so long to update.