Chapter 5: Lord Chaos' Great News

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Sup minions the video above is mine. It ur reading this from a cpu it the media thing. Just wanted to show u. Warning this chappy contains crude humor. It is funny to the appropriate age. Just sayin.
Now let's get to the story.

What? The creator of the universe was my dad. That's like blackjack's relationship with doughnuts. Ok bad example. But seriously how do you compare anything to having the dude that created planet earth as your dad? My thoughts were suddenly obliterated by chaos' voice. Who is my mom if you're my dad? I asked. Sally is still you're mom and speaking of parents I have great news! Mom's pregnant? I asked. No blackjack can come with cause he's also my grandson ( I don't know how this would work but we'll roll with it). Oh. was my smart and extremely awesome answer. Now if you want let's go to planet chaos. Chaos said.

Sorry about all of the Cliffys but i promise i will update in half an hour. See ya guys next time.

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