I AM FEELING VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS SO MOST OF THIS IS GONNA BE IN CAPS LOCKS XP SO HERES THE CONVO ME (loolie) AND AZIE JUST HAD.
Loolie: you know what does kinda annoy me tho?
Azie: wat annoys you?
Loolie: so its like, when girls just think all guys have cooties
Azie: omg YAS
Loolie: And the second one talks to one they’re like “EWWWWWWWW WHAT"! YES
Azie: (azalea..?)
[Azalea = a girl we know who does this quite frequently, believes all boys are unhuman and complains about them daily]
Loolie: FUCK YES THATS WHAT I WAS ASDFGHJKL
Azie: CONNECTED I SAY
Loolie: ITS TRUE
Azie: IKR LIKE BISH DAT STUFF HAPPENS
Loolie: IK IK
Azie: WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Do you really need to assume people are dating just because they spoke to somebody of the opposite gender?
"Oh NameName and Nametta were walking together after school!"
"EWW NAMETTA WHY WOULD SHE HANG OUT WITH HIM HE SMELLS AND HE'S ALWAYS SWEATY LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS WHO PLAYS SOCCER ANYWAY"
YOU ARE 13 YEARS OLD GIRL YOU ARE BOUND TO LIKE SOMEONE EVENTUALLY
Like GIRL YOU DO NOT HAVE TO RIGHT TO TELL NAMETTA WHO TO HANG WITH. IF NAMETTA WANTS TO HANG WITH NAMENAME SHE CAN DAMN HANG WITH NAMENAME! MAYBE NAMENAME IS A GREAT PERSON WHO LIKES NAMETTA BUT YOU THINK NAMENAME HAS COOTIES I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS SO IMA HAND THIS OVER TO AZIE XP
Hi, Azie here, I'll be in italics, I guess. AZALEA IS AN AMAZING SWEET GIRL BUT SHE NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN (wow, and I'm ranting about it in a book online, I also need to calm the fuck down, but watevs) LIKE MAH MAIN MAN LOOLIE SAID, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH OPPOSITE GENDERS HAVING ANY SORT OF RELATIONS. A GIRL CAN BE BESTIES4LYF WITH A BOY AND HE CAN BE BESTIES4LYF WITH HER, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SHE FRIENDZONED HIM (or vice versa), AND IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT EITHER OF THEM WANT TO HAVE A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP.
TO CONTINUE (wow transition words, go Azie), THERE IS NOTHING WRONG IF THEY DO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP, I MEAN THEY PROBABLY AREN'T GOING TO GET MARRIED OR ANYTHING BUT STILL, THEY LIKE EACH OTHER AND IT MEANS SOMETHING TO THEM. LIKE I SAID IN THE BOLD CHAT THING, THIS IS THE REAL WORLD, IT ISN'T ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ANYMORE, GURL.
*drops the mic and dramatically sashays away*
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Rant Book
Non-FictionTwo angsty pessimistic teenagers, one with mild Anger Issues and another with strong liberal opinions. Together we have created a book to complain about everything and everything that annoys us (so basically white girls bitching about stupid things)...
