Em: NO! STOP!
Ford: But you chose it- OH GOD NO STOP!
Bill: This is wrong
Bill: Even for me
Mabel: I don't get it
Dipper: You don't want to
Dipper: Trust me
Stan: Apparently there are multiple versions
Fiddleford: WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT?
Em: I hate to say it
Em: But he's right
Ford: Why
Em: There's actually a pedo version-
Bill: Go on
Everyone: ...
Bill: What? I wanna see how messed up this shit can get
Em: Oh thank god! I thought you were gonna say-
Em: Wait a damn minute
Em: Where is my phone?
Stan: I don't have it
Ford: Neither do I
*Pines twins shake their head*
Em: Fidds obviously can't have it because he is a cinnamon roll
Fidds: ?
Ford: I believe it means, sweet, innocent, and cute but not in a romantic way
Fiddelford: I'll take it as a compliment!
Ford: Where is Bill?
Bill: heeeeee heeeee heee hehehehehehehehehe
Em: Bill has a really ugly laugh
Ford: Yes he does
Em: Give me my phone back you three sided tophat-up-his ass whore
Ford: LANGUAGE
Bill: Fiiiiiiiine
Em: OH JESUS CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER! WHY?!?!
Stan: It can't be that ba- OH GOD
Dipper: Wha- OH MY
Em: Why would you look it up?
Bill: IDK
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FanfictionA youngster from another dimension is staying with the Pines for the summer, and shows them the ropes of the fandom. An occasional dream demon may stumble into the horror, and maybe a few humans, who knows and who cares?!? They're all in for the rid...
