N:hey hey, can you try this sweater I bought you~(◕‿◕✿)
Sk:why would I ever try anything you buy?
N:cause you love me~_(┐「ε:)_
Sk:no!
N:pwease~ I'll buy you a puppy~(づ￣ ³￣)づ
Sk:DEAL!
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Sk:THE FUCKS THIS?
N:*Wheezing*｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀')･ﾟ･｡
Sk:WHY WOULD MAKE ME WEAR THIS?!
N:you look perfect!(^q^)
Sk:THIS SWEATER IS FOR A VIRGIN, I'M NOT A VIRGIN!
N:HAHAHHA-...wait what.(?_?)
Sk:I'm not a virgin...
N:....oh my god(・o・)
Sr:*comes out of nowhere* *cocks gun* Chibi's house right?
N:yep~(◕‿◕✿)
Sk:WAIT DON'T KILL HIM!
Sr:too late-
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In the end, Nqrse did buy Sakata the puppy. He named him Ken.
And no, Soraru did not kill Urata. He is still very much alive.
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Living with the homies
Random~🔆🧚 Crack Fic 🧚🔆~ Sakata, Naruse and Soraru finally finished college, now that they're legally adults they're trying to find a good way to spend it~ LIKE MAYBE- 1. Drive away from a Mexican Mafia and land in Florida, U.S.A.
