Tales Of The Mountain

Prologue: A Godess Vexation

"Where am I?" I wondered aloud. "You're in my realm, my chosen Champion." A voice rang out through the void. Suddenly a beautiful woman, bathed in light stood before me. "I wish for you to defeat the Demon Lord, and restore peace. Will you help this land in it's time of need, my hero?" "I will, my Godess!" She smiles and says. "Good now, take this blade and smite him in my name!"
With that he is sent down to the world.

The room lights up and the Godesses face falls into a bored expression. "Next person!" One of her angels approach her. "Godess you have a visitor. It's a Godess." "Which Godess is it?" "The Godess of Baking." "DON'T LET HER...!" Before she could finish her sentence the door blows open. The Godess of Baking enters dragging an angel behind her.

"You Fucking idiot!" The Godess of Baking, Madiline, a woman with brown hair and eyes, with an aura of light around her yelled at the Godess of Life, Kitrina, who holds herself high with blonde hair, and blue eyes. "Watch your tongue you base-tiered knave!" Kitrina said. "Why do you keep sending these 13 to, if we're lucky, 17 year olds virgins from an isolated country to our world!" "Not to mention they're stupid! I baked a pie earlier and I bet it was smarter than 75% of the people you send over!" Madeline finished. "Well these 'virgins' as you call them, to our world so that they can beat the demon lord and have a better life, or is that to intricate for you to understand?" Kitrina responded rudely.

"You can take your intricacies and shove it! Maybe you should send over solders, old people, or I don't know maybe not someone who can fuckin fight!"

"I bet that you couldn't even handle my job for a day, let alone make a mortal capable of killing the Demon Lord!" "I'll take that bet, what're the stakes?" "If either loses the loser is no longer a god."

After this proclamation was made the two shook hands and the King Of Gods appeared from nowhere.
"As both of you agreed to this bet, you will be held accountable for whomever loses." His voice echoed around the area. "I will give the Goddess Of Baking a day to prepare for this challenge, and Godess Of Life, you will not be allowed to create any new reincarnations until the bet has concluded!" "If any of you so desire..." he continued addressing the other gods spectating. "...any of you may give her A boon to give to her chosen champion. Dismissed!"