Naruto: The Kenpachi

Chapter 15

Itachi, disguised as Isshin, was currently cutting tomatoes as Kisame was boiling rice, "So... we're Sound Ninja now, huh?" Kisame asked

"It appears so, much to my displeasure," Itachi replied

"Tch, Orochimaru, look at what he's done for this place. Who knew that snake could make a paradise?"

"As much as I want to believe that this is paradise, I think this is just an act. You remember that village designed as a resort, only for the place to be a slave ring?" Itachi questioned, putting the cut tomatoes in a pan

"Oh yeah, that was one hell of a day. I think I still have that shark plush somewhere," Kisame smiled. But Itachi turned to face his partner, "You kept that thing?"

"What? It was made out of good material, it was cheap, and I can take it in the bathtub," Kisame explained, making Itachi squint

"How you managed to become one of the most feared shinobi in the elemental nations is beyond me,"

"Hey! Is dinner done?!" Yachiru asked

"No, still cooking,"

"But I'm hungry now!" Yachiru shouted. Kisame then pulled out a chocolate bar, "Eat this,"

"Okay!" Yachiru grabbed the chocolate bar and tore the wrapper apart. Shoving the entire thing into her mouth, she swallowed it and tossed the rapper at Kisame, "All done, is dinner ready?" she asked

"Lord give me the strength to not punt her," Kisame whispered, going back to watch the rice cook. Yachiru continued to bother them until Zabuza came in, "Alright, Yachiru, stop bothering them. They're trying to cook," Zabuza picked her up, Yachiru kicking the air and flailing her arms

"Hey! Put me down, Pinball head!" Yachiru shouted, making Zabuza sweat-drop

"If it wasn't for Naruto, you'd be getting the paddle," Zabuza whispered, carrying Yachiru out of the kitchen. As Zabuza carried her into the living room, Naruto sat in a chair, looking at the Sound head-band in his hand. It was made from black cloth and as the sound symbol on the front. He turned it around, seeing nothing on importance, "I feel like once I put this on, I'm gonna puke," Naruto said

"That's a normal feeling, Trust me," Haku said, sipping on some tea

"Uhh, should I ask?"

"I've dressed up as many shinobi before-hand, I've gotten used to it and so will you,"

"You're the expert," Naruto shrugged. He then saw Zabubza carrying Yachiru and tossed her into Naruto's lap, "She was slowing down dinner," he said. Naruto looked at Yachiru and saw chocolate on her lips, "Who gave you chocolate?"

"Fishy-man,"

"Kisame!"

Somewhere:

Sakura was playing with her food as she slumped over the table. She yawned, covering her mouth with her open hand. Sasuke, bored out of his mind, was picking up food and dropping it onto his plate, "So... this is a nice dinner. Thank-you, Lord Jiraiya," Kakashi said, bowing to the toad sage

"Yeah, no problem. It cost me a bunch, but I thought we'd need a pick-me-up," Jiraiya replied, opening a bottle of sake

"Thank-you, Jiraiya-sama," Asuma said, picking up a steamed bun and taking a bite out of it

"Sakura? Sasuke? Hinata? Shino? Do you have anything to say?"

"Thank-you for the food," the said people spoke, bowing

"No problem, just, uhh, eat slowly. It'll last longer," Jiraiya said, sipping his sake

"Speaking of, how much did you spend on dinner?" Asuma asked as Jiraiya pulled out his wallet, opened it, and turned it over. A fly came out as everyone face-faulted, "We're poor," Sasuke said

"That's where you're wrong, Sasuke. Being poor is a state of mind... we're broke is what we are,"

"Haha," Sasuke said sarcastically, slowly eating his food.

[Sorry this chapter was absolute shit, but I just wanna say, it's not dead]