𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 (𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐒 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐅𝐈𝐂)

𝐇𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐎𝐅𝐓 🔫 - 𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟏

Y/N ✨
*proceeds to play guitar*

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
*proceeds to dance to guitar*

Y/N ✨
My daddy's got a gun, my daddy's got a gun, my daddy's got a gun, you better run

FOUR EYES ✍️
What

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
Tell him to shoot me!

I LOVE SNACKS 🍩
I'll be running ✌🏻

Y/N ✨
My daddy's got a gun, my daddy's got a gun, my daddy's got a gun, ga-ga-ga-ga-ga

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
Pew pew 🔫

FOUR EYES ✍️
Why does he have a gun?

HAT RACK 🎩
He better not be coming after me

CUTE WERETIGER 😚
I'm scared 😟

Y/N ✨
It started with the hayloft a-creakin'

I LOVE ELISE-CHAN 👗
Hayloft? Isn't that a space above a barn or something?

Y/N ✨
Well, it just started in the hayloft

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
Ooh what started?? Spill the tea 🫖

Y/N ✨
With his longjohns on, pop went a-creeping, out to the barn, up to the hay

I LOVE SNACKS 🍩
I will solve this mystery! *proceeds to put glasses on*

AFRAID OF EARTHQUAKES 😬
I don't think that's a good idea...

Y/N ✨
Young lovers and they are not sleeping, Atsushi and Kyouka in the hayloft

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
*le gasp* I wonder what they could've been doing in there... 🤭😏

HAT RACK 🎩
Shut up and let y/n talk

CUTE WERETIGER 😚
😳

CRUSHING ON ATSUSHI 😏
I-It's not like that...

Y/N ✨
With his gun turned on, pop went a-creeping, out to the barn, up to the hayloft

CUTE WERETIGER 😚
What a wonderful bed time story 😃

I LOVE SNACKS 🍩
I have solved the mystery! It is not a bedtime story y/n is telling, but the lyrics of a song called "Hayloft" by Mother Mother!

Y/N ✨
Mm yeah...

AFRAID OF EARTHQUAKES 😬
Next time just let her lyric prank Ranpo 😅

(This was actually suggested by @flamingbab in the comments of the Haikyuu chatfic but I personally get a Mafia Dazai vibe while listening to this song so yeah I put it here ☺️)

AUTHOR'S NOTE 🎅🏻✨

I'll continue writing weekly chapters for all of you that love this book or read it so you're welcome. And again, if you have any requests I'll gladly do it, since I'm busy thinking of ideas for my other fanfics 😓