Incorrect quotes go brrrrr
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Poly: Mom, am I adopted?
Me: Why would I pick you?
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Wick: Hey mom, can I have some cake?
Me: What's the rule about cake?
Wick: No cake till after dinner...
Me: No that's Aoxy's rule. My rule is "get me a slice too"
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Theo: Octopi can make themselves look like anything they're around. When they do that, it's called an Octo-lie!
Mania: Camouflage??
Me: Mock-topus
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Me: I've been dropping hints that I like this person but they still don't get it!
Kookie: Wow, they sound really stupid
Me: They aren't stupid, just oblivious
Kookie: Well try being direct! Just tell them you love them!
Me: Kookie, I love you.
Kookie: Yeah, just like that! If they don't understand that then they're just too stupid for you.
Me: I'm gonna fucking stab you-
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Me: Fuck I wanna die
Can: Language!
Me: Heckity-heck I crave the sweet release of death
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Me: Ari (Ira) told me onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry.
An0n: Okay?
Me: So I grabbed a carrot and wrote "N0na doesn't love you" on it.
An0n: Foxy why-
Me: He's been crying in the bathroom for an hour now
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Can: I know everything about you!
Me: Okay then what am I allergic to?
Aoxy: Being happy
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Mania: What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
Me: It becomes daytrogen.
Mania, walking away: I'm so done-
Theo: Good nightrogen.
Aoxy: Sleep tightrogen
Me: Don't let the bed bugs biterogen
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Aoxy: Truth or dare Foxy?
Me: Truth
Aoxy: How many hours of sleep did you get?
Me: Dare
Aoxy: Go to sleep
Me: I don't like this game
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Me: Okay I didn't know what kind of chocolate you liked, so I got them all.
Aoxy:
Aoxy: Foxy that's like four hundred boxes-
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Me: *points at Ari (Ira) on the other side of the cage* N0na, why him??
N0na: Well-
