The Complete 1st Saga of Ask or Dare: Cartoon & Anime All-Stars!
Season 1: October 3, 2020 - December 27, 2020.
Season 2: December 29, 2020 - February 23, 2021
Season 3: February 23, 2021 - May 31, 2021
Season 4 (Part 1): June 1, 2021 - June 11, 202...
Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars! Have you guys brought Julie and Reina back from the Internet Graveyard yet?
Maya: Yeah. They should be escaping right now.
Me: What meme did you make relevant again?
Maya: Shoop da Whoop.
Me: Ooh! I love that meme! How'd you make it relevant again?
Maya: With this.
Me: Isn't that an old video from 2010?
Maya: Yes but it somehow worked.
*Julie and Reina escape the Internet Graveyard and crash into the room after falling from the sky*
Julie and Reina: Owww...
Lori: Well they sure came out of nowhere.
Me: Now that the whole cast is back, let's start with our first guest!
*Brando appears*
Brando: WHAT'S UP BABY?!
Julie and Reina: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *while they're in pain*
Minako and Regina: 😍😍😍
Me: Hey Brando! What do you have for us today?
Brando: Well, I think it's time I revealed my true identity.
Regina: True identity?
Brando: Yes. Do you guys know why I constantly keep kissing you girls?
Sakura: We would really like to know.
Brando: Well, first off, I'm a demon prince. The Incubus type.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Brando: Yep, that's right.
Regina and Minako: No wonder you look so hot! 😍😍
Me: Ok, that crazy identity reveal aside, why do you always keep kissing girls?
Brando: Well, my father is always setting up arranged marriages and is always nagging me to find a bride, so he wants me to fill up an entire harem.
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Kazuma: What?! You're so lucky! I never had a harem!
Brando: Before you guys judge, it's perfectly normal to have 2-10 women swooning over you in my kingdom, my father means well, but it's EXTREMELY unpleasant! That's why I always come here, so I can avoid my father.
Me: Wow. I didn't think there was anything special about you attracting girls...
Brando: Yeah. I was told to keep my real identity a secret, but I just couldn't hide it anymore to you guys.
Chloe: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried asking your father to stop with the harem filling and arranged marriages.
Brando: Yes, and it didn't work.
Emily: Oh.
Brando: Also, speaking of identity reveals. Remember when you guys got concerned about Sakura being a zombie?
Me:
Aqua: Yeah, what about it?
Brando: Well, she really is a zombie.
Aqua: WHAT THE HELL?! SO IT'S TRUE!!
Mackenzie: Sakura, is that true?
Sakura: *tears up* Yes, it's true. I'm really a zombie... I died from getting run over by a pickup truck when I was finally about to pursue my dream of being an idol...
Lincoln: Awwwwww...
Billy: Oh yeah! I love that meme!
Patrick: Me too!
Everyone except Sakura: YOU GUYS!!!
Regina: *eyes turn red, grabs her spear and shoots out a giant beam at Patrick and Billy* YOU. ARE. HEARTLESS!!!
Sakura: *crying* Why do people love that meme so much?! I don't appreciate it!
Me: There there... It's okay... *hugs Sakura and she hugs me back*
Sakura: Thank you...
Kelsey: You can continue now, Sakura.
Sakura: Ok then, 10 years after I died, I woke up in a nysterious mansion filled with zombies. When I had gotten out, I was then shot by a police officer and realized I was a zombie. And that's the whole story of how I became a zombie.
Natalie: I see...
Reina: Hang on, if you're a zombie, then how do you still have human skin and if you woke up 10 years after your death, then how do you still look like a 17 year old?!
Sakura: I'm sorry, but I really don't know how I can still have human skin despite being a zombie. As for how I'm still 17, that's because of my immortality.
Mizuno: Why did you hide this from us?
Me: She was afraid you guys would try to kill her for being a zombie.
April: Oh, right.
Sakura: Hey, I understand if you guys don't want me here anymore... *tears up* After all, why would anyone want to be friends with a zombie... *starts crying*
Dawn: Hey, it's ok. We're not mad or upset. We're just a little surprised, that's all.
Sakura: Huh?
SpongeBob: We all accept everyone for who we are! Including zombies!
Lincoln: Yeah, as long as you aren't trying to eat our brains...
Sakura: Really?
Aqua: ALL ZOMBIES MUST DIE!!! GOOOOOOOOD BLOOOOOOW!!!
*Archer appears and hits Aqua with his sword*
Aqua: Aah! 😩
Brando: Good one, Archer!
Me: Don't worry, Sakura. As long as you don't try to eat our brains, we promise we won't try to kill you. Right guys?
Everyone except Julie: Yeah!
Me: Julie!!
Julie: Fine, whatever.
Brando: Anyways, let's go back home, Archer.
Archer: Agreed.
Me: Later! I hope your father can reconsider the marriage.
Brando: Thanks, bro.
*Brando and Archer leave the room*
Me: Now then, time to bring this episode to a close! Thanks for reading and we'll see you all next time!
In case you're wondering what Patrick and Billy meant by that Zombie Land Saga meme, here's what they were talking about.
![[ ⎷ ] 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒 #𝗽𝗷𝘀𝗸 by bootymcdouble](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/313707986-80-k758490.jpg)
