2 Chan's reaction to you burning down the kitchen-:
Sungchan-:
He would be on a phone call with his homies chenji and then there you come screaming ‘OOOH LLALALLALA THE KITCHEN FOOKIN BURNED BISH’
And he would give you that look that mum gives when she talking on the phone.
“okay my homies, i got some work”
“okay dude let's talk about dogs bark some other day”
And then he would kindly ask what happened because he is a well-behaved kid. ( Mama taeyong good at his job- )
“SO I WAS MAKIN JAEMINS BREAD POPCORNS AND THEN BOOM THE SMOKE ANS THEM BOOM KITCHEN ON FIRE”
He would deadass check if you got hurt or not. He would not even ask you he would check it himself.
(ofc he won't check your woman parts-)and he would be so chill about it. He would say that it's okay but this guy be screaming inside.
In the end Y'all had to call 911 because he litrally barked at fire-
Haechan-:
Let’s be honest, y'all would do that shit together. Like y'all just be vibing while he throwing snarky comments here and there and then.......FIRE!!!
( I'm so dramatic- )
And he will blame you. He won't get blame over him.
“look bish what happened beecuz of you.”
Nah jk this guy would rescue you forst and then will blame you.
“that’s why winwin better bish-”
“yeah so imma just date him instead of you”
Then he would just hug you and would fake cry about how he got ‘burn’
At the end of the day all the NCT members will know how haechan saved you from the big fire.