Short Stories..?/Mostly Random Oneshots (Undertale AU's)

A Birthday Party for the Three of Us!

Dream flopped on the couch next to his brother's friend happily. He squealed. "It's my birthday! The party if going to be so exciting!"

"You're lucky your even having a birthday party..." Hate muttered angrily to the golden one.

Dream blinked in confusion.

He seemed pretty spiteful today. More than usual. Dream knew the other hated him and didn't like being near him at all because he was positive. But something was different today.

Well, for the positive one it was his and his brothers birthday today, December 21st. They were turning 503 (or 504, 505, or 506? Idk) this year.

That was pretty old. I mean, it surprised everyone how he didn't loose count at 300. But to embodiments, gods, and guardians it was normal if people liked their birthdays. Dream was a guardian at first, but now he was an guardian embodiment because he ate the apple. Hate was always a embodiment, of... legit hate. They didn't clash well though.

Nightmare was the same thing as him, but people seem to think he was always the goopy monster he is now.

Dream turned to the smoky one. Hate glared at him and scooted away. He didn't like being so close to him. Dream cleared his throat.

"Wait how exactly..?" He replied. Hate scoffed.

"The fact even you don't even know is just amazing."

....

He was right, he didn't understand this. What was he missing in this conversation? Did Hate not have a birthday party? Actually, when was his birthday...? So many thoughts were trying to figure out Hate's point.

Hate sighed and grumbled, "My birthday was yesterday..."

Dream almost dropped his present for Nightmare. Oh god, he didn't know! They didn't celebrate it yesterday! Had he even checked the calendar that day?! Oh dear... he had never missed someone's birthday until now. He always had to help out during it. He missed it, he actually missed someone's birthday.

He felt bad now.

"O-oh... I didn't know that." Dream said awkwardly. He felt the guiltiness rise in his soul.

Hate blinked. "Yeah, obviously you didn't. No one did cause it wasn't important enough. Not even my mom or siblings celebrated it..."

He said that last part very quietly. But the other heard it. Clearly.

Dream flinched.

"What?! No! We didn't know-I-ack-I'm so sorry that happened yesterday..." he was freaking out on his birthday.

Because he missed someone else's birthday.

....

Hate was younger than him, so he should be able to celebrate it still. His family didn't either? Did they at least say happy birthday to him? Knowing him, probably not.

"Did anyone tell you happy birthday or did they forget? What did you do yesterday then...?" Dream asked more questions, trying to find a good thing out of this.

"...."

"No."

"...and I don't remember what I did yesterday."

Dream stared at him in suspicion, "You don't remember..?"

"......yes."

He was lying. Even he could tell he was doing terribly. Hate just got out his phone and focused on that. Dream wanted to tap him to get his attention back, but the last time he touched him he was smacked and slapped. That was not a good idea.

The door opened, revealing his goopy dead inside brother with presents sticking to his goop. Dream blinked at his brother. Even Hate looked at him with a blank but confused expression.

Awkward silence.

Nightmare cleared his throat this time. "I got the presents..." he said, frowning.

They both laughed at him.

Nightmare frowned even more. Dream decided to help get the presents off him, and put them in the correct pile. One for Dream and one for Nightmare. Surprisingly, this year Nightmare had a lot of presents. From his lackeys and his friends, and Dream only had stuff from his friends. Nightmare barely used to get gifts so this was overjoying Dream to the max.

Finally his brother was getting what he deserved.

Hate looked at the presents, he just stared at them blankly.

Dream peered back at him and then the presents. He felt bad.

Nightmare noticed the two just staring and being awkward. "Are the wrappers interesting to you guys, or are you both spacing out in the same direction..?" He retorted.

Hate fake coughed and snapped back into reality. "Sorry, I was reminding myself about yesterday."

Enmity was caught in his words. Nightmare's tentacles waved behind him when he said that as well. They glared at each other. "I gave you a present yesterday bish, I remembered."

"I know that idiot. I remembered what I did at the end of the day. And I just realized I do it every year."

Nightmare was confused. As much as Dream was at that.

"You remember now?" Dream asked. Hate nodded.

"I sat in the bed and sulked or some shit I don't know." He shrugged. "Kind of funny if you ask me."

Nightmare and Dream instantly looked at him with the most shocked expression. Hate was grinning, but he was clearly regretting he just admitted that.

Nightmare looked at the bishhh.

"U depressed bro?"

"...yeah uh... I don't know. But-

"YOU KNOW WHAT THATS IT! WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH OURS!" Dream screamed unnecessarily loud. It made both negative gods flinched at the same time.

"Ok d a m n." Hate replied with a 'chill bro wtf' expression. Nightmare chuckled. "That's fine with meee.~"

He earned a slap from Hate because of his tone. Nightmare frowned again.

(then they celebrated yeet yeet. I'm lazy but I wrote something. Y a y.)

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*Poor Hate tho. He faked Ink's sh1t memory because he doesn't like telling people stuff.

*And it's damn sad that it's true about the birthday thing. :(

*but yay Hate got a party after years of celebrating it alone and feeling forgotten so that's great!

*He definitely died inside on that day though.

(*This timeline is probably a casual one where everyone has their own backstories and family but iDk.)

*oh yee some people did remember. Like Love, Noot, Ccino... most of the neutrals cause they care. :/

*This also turned pretty crack, but e h. That's what happens when I write I guess.

*I hate my writing. >:(((

(So I regret publishing this aaaaa-)

*ok byeeeee imma be ded again-