Chocolate

By Trixjarvin

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Chocolate Number 1; The Dumbass Murderer

17 5 1
By Trixjarvin

I fûcking hate the people who hate chocolate....like my big-assed teacher, Mr.Shïtcino. He is a major pain in the stub. He also says chocolate makes people fat. Well..., I don't care so go ahead and talk you shït bītch!

I'm really messed up right now.

But I'm serious, he has a bigger butt than the Kardashans combined. And I'm not kidding. One time, I saw his table in the faculty filled with ten boxes of chocolate. At the end of the day I saw them all in the trash bin. Still filled with chocolate. My teacher is a chocolate murderer. F*CK HIM. One of these days, I'm going to kill him!

Let's see, how about I describe him so it's easier for you to imagine him.....

Burned skin. Bald headed. Obese. Always talks about his sh*t. Looks like a piece of over-cooked meat. Nicknamed Jon, the baldy. A mean dude. No even a dude he's a gay lord. Loves the color pink. Embarrasses his students. And eats them for snacks (instead of chocolates). A.K.A Tocino. Gets mad at students who don't smile. Kills students who frown and.... well you know. Go to hell Tocino!

I fücking hate his shītface.

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