Badpuns Stories

(Y/N) (L/N) is a 6-4 pilot once allied with the SRS Marauder Corps. After an "incident," he left the Militia, searching to protect the Frontier on his own term...

louis: wow i'm so fucking gay louis: i love dick louis: you know what i love even more? harry: what louis: you! harry: lmao harry: thats embarrassing louis louis: we'r...

Eh.

Join five zoo animals - Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe, Gloria the hippo, and Ayana the Leopard - who have spent their whole lives in blissful captiv...

Peter and Wade navigating life through questionable means.

Fukunaga and you had an odd relationship because of your personalities being so similar. The teacher thought you guys should work together and that's the only time you g...

Y/n L/n has been living alone with their nightmares for a long time. What happens when a skele-ton of monsters appear in their house? Will Y/n accept them and their flaw...

New Yorkers-Alex, the self-absorbed lion; Ayana, the Idealistic leopard; Marty, the optimistic zebra; Melman, the hypochondriac giraffe, and Gloria, the curvaceous hippo...

⚠️ CHARACTERS ARE NOT CANON COMPLIANT, DON'T READ IF THAT ANNOYS YOU ⚠️ Frisk is content with their life, but when another human gets added to the mix, Frisk and their f...

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also...

After Multruant destroyed Ken's and Devlin's timeline, they and Stonx aka Ken's pet dog like immortal rock creature, get sent into Ben Prime's timeline where he gets his...

Just some quotes and facts about people who kill and all that other jazz. I don't own any of these people or these quotes mostly found them on the Internet.

Vincent Hitoshii was an assassin working for Arasaka, one of the best in fact, as even Adam Smasher himself was sometimes impressed by his work. Seven years full of bloo...

doublebillion: how do you make a boy look at you in a "weo weo" way and not in an "aww" way yeetcucumbers: whats that even supposed to mean? snaccj...

Just some random drawings and thoughts that I'd like to share

Just dad jokes

SANS HELP TEM MAKE PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sans is In bold and Temmie is in normal)

Made these jokes with my squad! XD

A child, hurt, abused, climbs a mountain from which none return. She trips, and falls into a world completely foreign to her. Through the kindness of those she meets and...

"God had to nerf you with unclear skin because he made you too cute." Just two grown men cuddling in the sheets as it rains outside. Originally published: Sep...