Borisjohnson Stories

Boris and peppa have the time of their lives 😏😏 others join the party 😏👅

cabinet rivals liz and priti form a relationship that will change their lives, from the chaos of the johnson administration to liz's turbulent rise to power. satire, 16+...

One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.

Please don't execute me your majesty, but your and crusty's phone sex has traumatized me, so I turned it into a wattpad fanfic... Awards: 1st in #liztruss 1st in #borisj...

I am truly hoping and praying anyone who is close to me doesnt read this story. This is a satire that I wrote. Justin Trudeau (yes, prime minister of Canada) finds hims...

Romeo x Juliet is overrated Story written by @mhoait

While planning the muppets Christmas party, Mr Johnson must buy snacks like cheese and wine but he finds his coworker is a yummier, thicker snack 😍🥵🧀😋😜🥰

a love story that starts with one tiny rat breaking into downing street and stealing cheese from the rat faced c*nt and his family. what will happen when larry the down...

'As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly'. 'Kwarteng: Johnson could survive Partygate grilling and lead Tories again'

In The Gaga Games, hosted by Lady Gaga, 24 contestants are locked in big tesco and made to fight to the death... Only one can survive, read now to find out who😍😋 List...

THIS IS A JOKE BESTIES DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

his hair felt like a toothbrush rubbing against me...😩

A romance story which i wrote ages ago <3

Nursery Rhymes rewritten for our Covid times. Mostly light hearted but often satirical or with a point to make. Some of these were originally posted in Third Verse but...

Smutty Fanfic on the UK High Street~

Bojo is really really stressed about brexit he decides to let off some steam in a conference room

You, a labour supporter driven mad over your lust for boris Johnson, find yourself confused as you must decide between your conflicting political opinions and your heart...

100% serious, not a joke at all. Not a fanfic, dont really like either of these. AnYWAys read the introduction and then decide No smut, implied fluff or somth, E

boris x putin 😏 don't expect this to be good bae 🤠 most likely writing this at 3 in the morning 🤪

This is a collection of poetry I have written during the troubling times of 2020. Coming to the last week of 2020, I had tested positive for Coronavirus so this was writ...