Crack Stories

Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stu...

𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙔/𝙉 𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙤, 𝙈𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 " 𝘏𝘪 𝘪𝘮 𝘺/𝘯. 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘫𝘪𝘳𝘰'𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘯𝘢𝘯...

In which the chaotic energy of the Todoroki siblings drives Enji crazy

B̥ͦn̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦ B̥ͦo̥ͦy̥ͦs̥ͦ X̥ͦ F̥ͦe̥ͦm̥ͦ!̥ͦ R̥ͦe̥ͦḁͦd̥ͦe̥ͦr̥ͦ 𝚈/𝚗 𝙻/𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎...

zhang hao gets added into the groupchat of the most popular boys in school

where an artsy, socially awkward hipster boy falls for a very popular instagram influencer who goes by the name of @bunnyboy ↓ gguk ↑ tae cover by @VANiVOO ✖ DO NOT copy...

Team Seven goes back in time to fuck with Kakashi and save the world. WIP- cross-posted on Ao3

Iida: I believe that's everyone Kaminari: my dudes that's not mineta xxx-xxx-xxxx: why have mineta when you can have a gorgeous idiot like me? 😉😗👾 Sero: tru dat

一 a cactus is just a really aggressive cucumber. ﹏ 𝐭𝐨𝐩!𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦!𝐭𝐚𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚/𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐢𝐜 [completed]

The God of Death has lost a bet. Now the cast are being forced to reveal their secrets via Wikipedia. Cross posted on Archive of our own under EarthernHistoria

"Advanced humour is my lifestyle" -Y/n but things got dark real quick...thats not what you scripted. [dadzawa & uncle mic] ¬crack fic ¬angst __________________...

,, I'm going to doxx you one time dazai. '' 　↷IN WHICH; » you text the wrong number that somehow doesn't exist and then you realize you got isekaid. « 　¡¡　ALL I WANT IS...

What if the Dursley family cared for Harry? What would happen if Vernon was in the MOB

❝ i'll know it's you. i could never forget your voice, baby. ❞ 𝙖 𝙩𝙮𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 (??) 𝙖𝙪 ✎. ° 𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙪𝙥𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 [; for author reference ] 𝐫�...

Harry goes back in time, losing all the progress he's made - and all the forks he had. No, seriously, he's now forkless. Help a guy out, would ya?

꒰🍰꒱ ⌗ . . . 00. | 𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 ♫ ･ ﾟ⋆ ୨୧ ┊𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗘 𝗫 𝗚𝗡!𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 ᵒⁿᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ I ᵐᵒᵈᵉʳⁿ ᵃᵘ I ʰᵃˡᶠ⁻ᶜʰᵃᵗᶠⁱᶜ I ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏᶠⁱᶜ I ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 �...

In a world where on your eighteenth birthday,you get to know who the person you're stuck with for the rest of your life is,by taking a blood test. But,what if your soul...

When Uchiha Madara wakes up in the body of a child from the Uzumaki clan, watch him guide his new brother Naruto down the path to be Hokage while watching him from the s...

"𝐬𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥-𝐮𝐩𝐬?" ┊　　┊　　┊ 　 ┊ 　┊　　┊　　┊ ┊　　┊　　┊ 　 ☆ 　┊　　┊　　┊ ┊　　┊　　 ✬ 　 　 　✬ 　...

After getting diagnosed with a rare, terminal illness and being forced right out of his perfectly normal life, Jeon Jeongguk lost all his faith in living. Just six more...