Onions Stories

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X...

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek...

y/n got sent to camp green lake by mistake! she was a girl, not a boy (sorry bro's you can pretend, I guess..) also, she didn't even do anything she was framed for steal...

when you meet 3 handsome men at the same time, you blush and you cant choose..maybe all?~ XOXO KISSES

[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. -- ❝Hi, I'm calling regardi...

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onions, poetry.

This is a part of my side project from my Creative Writing module in college, so I compiled all my short shorts and hopefully you'll enjoy reading them. I'll probably wr...

"your mine" shrek whispered huskily into (y/n) 's ear, his grip on her frail neck tightening with each word. A small whine escaped her lips stuttering out her...

ya know it

Shrek X Harry Potter . . . . . . . . My lord and savior Shrek, I cannot bare to withhold the day where our paths come to meet, as I, your obedient servant, would fall o...

RiceBunni24 wants more Jeamus fics? I'll give her a Jeamus fic.

About a young girls who kills onions. She thinks that they hunt her and will kill her. Then she gets a promotion---

It's an essay! The writer goes to a camping TRIP and during this trip he face 3 problems!!!

A young girl, by the name of Tina goes to a diner for her 38th birthday and finds an onion ring that she didn't order. Instead of reasonably filing a complaint, being th...

Cat- Duck. Just Cat- Duck. That's your only description.

As Shrek stared deeply into Sonic's round blue orbs, he realized, that onions do have layers. Sonic x Shrek fanfic Requested by Potoo

Grek: a love story 10400 emotions come out as you read. be prepared. it's all ogre now.

Many said it was unlikely, impossible even for an Ogre and galactic warlord to ever fall in loved. But that changed on day when Shrek a beloved ogre to all fell in love...