Pickup Stories

As an Omega, Bai Yue is not only the dream Omega in every Alpha's eyes but also the thorn in the eyes of other Omegas. However, one day, he received a medical examinatio...

Unknown number: are you related to yoda? Cause yodalicious Me: excuse me? Unknown number: wrong number Me: yep In which a young girl gets texted by a sarcastic, loving t...

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

novel updates pickup. Turn the ruthless flames into an armour, bestow me the braveness and fearless strength- From dissing to being attracted to each other, always ready...

Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you...

❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to b...

Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal &l...

~ for those people who want to try from a new angel, I mean, angle~ Y'all need to tell me the story if these work for you ;)

This is part 2 of one piece pickup lines. This will continue from the first book. If you have not read the first book then I suggest you do. Wouldn't want to miss out on...

pickup request from Ethanldf. Please point out any errors. Yin BiYue has made the worst purchase ever. After transmigrating countless times into the bodies of canon fodd...

novel updates pickup. I'll add all the chapters don't worry. Since childhood, Gu Wuji regularly encountered ghosts. One day, he was dragged into an infinite world of ter...

All types of Pick Up Lines! Cut, Funny, Dirty, you name it! All for free! 10 Pick Up Lines each chapter. Some Pick Up Lines may be dirty or mature.

Warning: Cringe and trauma ahead. Proceed with caution. (Beware of SPOILERS as well!) Do you ever stare out the window, gazing into the far distance with your mind blank...

Keefe's a total Keeper. That's why you want to know his Pick-Up lines. *warning* each pickup line is extremely cheesy, best stay away if you're lactose intolerant *also...

Warning: Might get a heart attack due to excess of laughing. :-) Here are some kind of jokes which I would like to share So if you all love jokes , please do read it...

James Potter is having a hard time charming his was through Lily Evan's heart. Of course, Sirius will be helping the charmer, after laughing his butt of. These are all t...

Literally made this because i was bored one day

Here are some halal pick up lines. Enjoy! And be sure to comment and let me know which ones are your favourite and if I should do more.. X

This is how characters from almost EVERY Broadway musical flirts. I don't own pictures, characters, and some of the pick up lines.

Just a lot of cheesy pickup lines to tell others to get a chuckle. #118 in Pure ~ October 17th, 2019