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Beyblade Burst Texting/Text Post  Insanity by Unraveled_Lies
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Beyblade Burst Texting/Text Post...by Unraveled_Lies
Here's a book with no thinking required at all, A bunch of random text messages they send to each other, Drama, stupidity, roasting, love, randomness all in text. Watch...
Things To Think About!|✓ by ArtisticZenith
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Things To Think About!|✓by •||∆k@ñk$#∆™||•
Ranked #1 in Humor, ShowerThoughts, Brain teasers and Roasts.. YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK IT OUT RN!! This book contains weird and undoubtedly extremely hilarious stuff generall...
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Roast Book 101 by Alberich_
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Roast Book 101by lexa
full of trashy insults and witty comebacks i see or think of at 4 am when i cant sleep.
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Meh roast book 🔥 by mjfrlfrl
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Meh roast book 🔥by The fan fic nerd
Yeah, soooo I am BORED am Im also in savage mode so enjoy lol.
The List of Comebacks and Roasts by donteatmyfoodiswear
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The List of Comebacks and Roastsby Celine
Not all fights have to be with fists, some are verbal. And for those types of fights, you're going to need some comebacks- good ones too.
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Y/N slander coz I can by That_Dam_Geko
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Y/N slander coz I canby Ash/Asher
Where you can roast Y/N to your hearts content. Literally be as mean as you want I find it amusing.
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Dr. Schneeplesteins Roast Book  by Dr-Schneeplestein
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Dr. Schneeplesteins Roast Book by Zee good doctor
Yes I Dr. Schneeplestein will be roasting ze egos, including Mark's egos, They will also be roasting me.... ⚠️ THIS BOOK IS A HUGE JOKE ⚠️ I felt like I had to put that...
Roasts!!! by mrnightmarekiller
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Roasts!!!by Follow For Free Donuts . I'm...
If someone insults you , never use the classic '' I know what you are but what am I?''. Instead, use these roasts. Most of these are funny, some are brutal.
The Dora Fic by topnotchtrash15
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The Dora Ficby Fuck 0ff
eyyo yall really aint ready for these shitty ass storys bruh😂😂
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The Art of Resentment by leilaaadams
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The Art of Resentmentby Leila Adams
"You know what I think?" he looked down at me, "I think that I'm making you flustered." "What's gotten into you?" I laughed breathlessly...
Roast Lines to Roast your Enemy by fx93096
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Roast Lines to Roast your Enemyby tuna
The title says it all
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Destiny's Child by Midnight_Ravenn
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Destiny's Childby Midnight_Raven
He is ice, while she is fire. He is arrogant, while she is kind. He is the moon while she is the sun. He is rich, filthy rich, while she makes sure she has money. He had...
~YOU ARE A FAILED ABORTION~ by Nutella_Potatos
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~YOU ARE A FAILED ABORTION~by Nutella_Potatos
My very original book of insults (offensive) -I am a friendly person, just very aggressive- - if you have a good one to add let me know, ofcourse you get credits :) (I'm...
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Anime Comebacks by Thebossofbooks1
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Anime Comebacksby Celi ^~^
The Title says it all! Get Ready for a ride of humor with a cupful of anime. xD Warning: Some of the comebacks provided will contain harsh language. I do not own any of...
Savage roasts that will make everyone shut the fuck up by HoDorothy
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Savage roasts that will make every...by Dorothyho04
Need a good roast to roasts some dumb shit? Well here you have it, a collection of hilarious roasts and comebacks that will make everyone shut the fuck up and make you l...
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