Toothpaste Stories

God visits a human, only to be met by some weird, freaky, shit I've also never had sex :D but I do have a will to write weird shit like this sooooOoOOo as a result a und...

On that faithful night where Hiccup shoots down toothless, Astrid shoots down another fury. Except it's white. Hiccup and Astrid train the night fury, and the light fury...

Absolutely shit grammar .Grammarly would kill me ||SLOW|| updates lmaoooo A story of You the reader falling in love with a certain brand of toothpaste I just type for...

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

"why are you scared?" "I don't want to be used again" "don't worry, I'm here" I ran out of chicken nuggets ;-;

A helpful guide to cavity-free teeth

yeah Warning swearing

Legit a fanfic about someone writing a fanfic.

Sweet,dark,zesty

I write the first things that come to my mind. Mostly they start out as stories and end up differently. Other times I'm inspired by my amazing friends.

I was at my grandmother's and I had something happen to me that I will never forget. This happened to me in August. Enjoy;).

Open letters from Shiela Salvador, Senior High School student.

Wanna know the story of old barny? Good, I have a sofa at home to sit back and relax.

Elkay LZS8WSLK EZH20 Bottle Filling Station with Single ADA Cooler Filters 8 GPH (Light Gray)

where frank losses his toothbrush and can't give Gerard kisses because of his morning breath

meh