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I'm a dinosaur! Rawr! 

Anti-Pick Up Lines

I am a very random person

I like hashtags because they look like waffles #waffles 

How do you like your eggs?
Ummm, in a cake

Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and SLAP you!

I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, 
I'm the coach.

I failed at making waffles. (True story)

Unicorns are Jerks!

I may act like I'm unbothered but deep down inside...
I'm still unbothered

Love is in the air, Try not to breath

I believe in chocolate for breakfast

"Oh those space pants, cause your out of this world."
"No, they're baseball shorts cause I'm way out of your league"

"If I could change the alphabet I'd put U and I together"
"Really? I wouldn't change a thing. N and O are exactly where they should be"

If you couldn't tell I am weird and random

I LOVE YOU! 

Escalator! Stairs!