"I don't CARE about TINA or UNCLE JACK'S PARTY your mom's not gonna be able to find us if we're DEAD in a Russian elevator"
"You wanna know what today is? It's 'dead baby day'. Oh no wait, that's everyday because everyday is 'dead baby day'. Yay!"
"You are Wonkru or you're the enemy of Wonkru. Choose!"
"You know what? I don't care...and I don't care that I don't care"
"I wasn't taking little mental polaroids all the time man! I was under duress!!"
"All the little piggies wil grunt when they hear the old boar suffer"
"Wherever there's a guy who don't know nothing...I'll be there" "Feeny! Fee-e-e-ny!! FEENY! Oh, that's a new one"
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Mariekomwonkru
Jul 26, 2023 03:44PM
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Stories by Mariekomwonkru
- 6 Published Stories
Red Flag
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What if listing off the red flags you look for in people to a group of strangers actually helped you find the...
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Jake Peralta (One Shots)
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In this book you'll find short stories about the Greatest Detective/Genius to ever exist, Jake Peralta.
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Home
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A little story about our gorgeous Chris Sturniolo made with love.
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