I've been moonlighting as a writer since always. Yes, even before I was born.

Twitter and Instagram:
@theinnertypewriter

Favorite Books:
Foucault's Pendulum, by Umberto Eco. The Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexandre Dumas. Collected Fictions, by Jorge Luis Borges. Savage Detectives, by Roberto Bolaño. The Diamond Age, by Neal Stephenson. Shadow of the Wind, by Carlos Ruiz Zaphón.

"Throw up into your typewriter every morning. Clean up every noon." -- Raymond Chandler.
  • Bellingham, WA
  • JoinedNovember 17, 2019



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Matadorian Matadorian May 04, 2020 07:24PM
Wouldn't be May the 4th without a little ancient sci-fi adventure. The re-written Episode I script is now complete up to minute 49. https://www.wattpad.com/story/221064489-star-wars-episode-i-millen...
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