Sarah

Welcome to my wattpad page! Grab some snacks from that bowl *points to a bowl* and make yourself at home! Make sure you stay away from my oreos though. I'll have to hurt you if you go near them
I CURRENTLY CAN'T TAKE ANY READING REQUEST BECAUSE OF MY SCHOOL AND MY JOB! I would love to read everyone's stories, but I can't. Sorry :(

Some facts about me:
*I love reading, which has made me start writing.
*Music is my life

Jokes and pickup lines!
1.Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
2.What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels
3.Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
4.What's brown and sticky?
A stick
5. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
6.What did the blanket day to the bed?
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
7.What did the piece of paper say when he saw a pair of scissors? 
Oh sheet.
If you have any good jokes, feel free to tell me them :)