Sevannah Storm

It's a great day to be an avid indoorswoman. Just harvested some berries from the fridge and slaughtered a pop tart.

I brought my emotional support animal. It's a pig. Well, not a whole pig. It's bacon.

The fvck is that? is the name I give 98% of summer instincts.

The first million people to send me $1 will get a copy of my book: How to Become a Millionaire on Wattpad.
          
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She's a 10, but she whispers, "That's a spicy meat-a-ball" every time you take off your pants.

I started jogging today. I didn't want to, but the margarita truck wouldn't stop.

Before Sigourney Weaver, people had to weave their sigournies by hand.

I'm thankful for the Foo Fighters because I've never felt threatened by a foo. That means, they're doing a heck of a job on the front lines.

If the Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga ever go on tour together, it could be called the Goo Goo Gaga tour.

I will rise like a phoenix that tripped over an extension cord, hurt its shoulder, then stood up awkwardly.