Hey, my name is Spider-Man. You can call me Web-Head, you can call me Amazing, just don’t call me late for dinner. You get it?”

Vicky/Victoria ~ she/they ~ bisexual 

fuck it we ball

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ❝ 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐫𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐲, 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥, 𝐏𝐚𝐝𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞'𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. ❞ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

ꜱᴍᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴡᴇᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ.

3 inspirational life rules
1: If you sleep with two people with the same name they actually cancel each other out and lower your body count pemdas or whatever
2: Being hungover is not a feeling its a state of mind let it go
3: If you don't sin Jesus died for nothing