Varya Mystique

Call me Varya Mystique, a pseudonym I created to quench my thirst of sounding more interesting than I actually am. 
I'm not kidding. 

I may look shy, approachable and genuine, but guys, I'm a bitch in disguise (shhhh). 
"Cause darlin' I'm a nightmare dressed like a day dream". 

I don't even like Taylor Swift that much. 

There you go
Honesty...

I don't know how you stumbled across me, but there's no need to look so forlorn about it. I know I'm weird. I accepted it years ago. Now, you must do the same. [insert winky face here (it kept autocorrecting it to wonky. I guess that would work too)]

My soul is imagine dragons.

I also love Percy Jackson, the marvel films, Harry Potter (obviously - spoken in snapes voice), the dc tv shows (I don't read comics), the throne of glass - (this series is ripping me apart and leaving me stranded in the Red Desert with Arobynn as my only company but BITCH THIS SERIES IS GOOD) Fall out boy, sia

IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER
FROM THE CHANDELIER--
IM GONNA FLY LIKE A BIRD THROUGH THE NIGHT
FEEL MY TEARS AS THEY DRY!!

*end scene*

I SWEAR LIKE A FUCKING SAILOR IN MY HEAD BUT NO ONE HAS HEARD ME SWEAR OUT LOUD IM JUST WAITING FOR THAT ONE DAY THAT SME CUNT HARASSES ME AT SCHOOL SO I CAN BE LIKE, WHAT? YOU 

FUCKING 

IMBECELIC

SHITARSE

TWAT

I 

AINT

GONNA CARE

WHAT 

YOUR 

FUCKING

WHORE 

MOUTH

THINKS

BIATCH













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Nice to meet you too! 
(Insert wonky face)


Godsdam it