E & A

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We suggest you click off our page for your own safety. Few who read, live to tell the tale. We're the villainous bunch, E & A as we're better know. We can't say our real names. You'd just tremble in fear. Our main goal is to brainwash your innocent minds, pull you over to the dark side with our literature, and bury you under all the raw talent.

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Hello...Beasties, I'm A, I am obviously the most intelligent one of the two. Yes, I seem like 'the nice one' but don't underestimate me, it is simply good manners (I am a beast not a savage). If you think you've seen me in public, then don't be shy, please next time come say hello and let's have a short conversation in a dark alley way by ourselfs. Make sure it's during the evening when I'm not in nice clothes that shouldn't be stained. P.S. Just got new serial killer trading cards, anyone willing to give up 'Harold Shipman' or 'John Wayne Gacy' for 'Ted Bundy'? I've got three.

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If you're still reading, you didn't heed our advice, you're digging your own grave. I'm E, and it's a pleasure to make your pathetic acquaintance. Many rumours circulate about me, and I'd just like to clear up the confusion. I don't spill human blood, I drink it with honey when I can't sleep. I've never thrown a corpse into the river, I lay next to them in bed for body pillows. And rest assured, I have everyone's best interests at heart. Don't you worry...

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Point is, don't mess with us



										       	for your own safety.