IWillAdoptYou

~The Undertale Fan Oath~
You say bullets. We say Friendliness Pellets.
You say get rekt. We say get dunked on.
You listen to BVB or 1D or whatever. We listen to the Undertale OST.
You squeal in a very high-pitched voice. We scream very slowly.
You eat cereal for breakfast. We eat temmie flakes.
You fangirl over Justin Beiber. We fangirl over Mettaton.
You think we're losers or freaks. We think we're monsters.
You will ignore this. We will put this on our profiles because we are TRUE UNDERTALE TRASH.


~Undertale AU Fan Oath~
I promise to remember Ink when I want to draw or write...
I promise to remember Error when I'm filled with hate and spite.
I promise to remember Blueberry when I and filled with love and joy...
I promise to remember Fell when I feel like someone's toy.
I promise to remember Geno when I just want to die...
I promise to remember Nega when I just want to cry.
I promise to remember Dream when I look at a star...
I promise to remember Cross when I fail yet got so far.
I promise to remember Fresh when I hear a 90's song...
I promise to remember Dust when I haven't changed in so long.
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And the Undertale promise
♡I promise to remember Sans when someone makes a joke.
♡I promise to remember Papyrus when someone makes spaghetti.
♡I promise to remember Undyne whenever I want to feel brave.
♡I promise to remember Alphys when someone is talking nerd junk and anime.
♡I promise to remember Toriel when making a pie.
♡I promise to remember Napstablook whenever I feel like trash.
♡I promise to remember Mettaton when I'm on stage.
♡I promise to remember Asgore whenever I'm around flowers.
♡I promise to remember Flowey when I call someone an idiot.
♡I promise to remember Omega Flowey when someone tries to scare me.
♡I promise to remember Asriel whenever I cry.
♡I promise to remember Frisk when making a poker face.
♡I promise to remember Chara when I really want to fight someone.
♡Stay Determined My Child...