Amon

I like to sneak in the shadows. I am as quiet as the midnight breeze. No one ever sees me coming.....or ever sees me leave. I do not like to play Marco Polo. So do not ask. 

My favorite tv show is Ninja Warrior
My favorite song is Ninja by Cacophony
My favorite movie is Return of the Ninja
My favorite knife in the kitchen is a Katana

I do not use a fly swatter. I prefer poison darts and ninja stars to dispose of flys. 

I sleep with one eye open. 
I own a nightingale floor. 

I am a master of disguise. 
And no.....I am not a transformer. 

I look good in black. Unless I'm in the snow. Then I look good in white. 

I'm an assassin on the electric guitar. I kill notes effortlessly. They never hear me coming because they are too busy being noisy. 

I like Spam
And Ninja motorcycles