Mains
@Shattered_Dreamzzz
@books_before_boyz
"Awesome wow"
"Turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits"
"I'm a trust fund, baby you can trust me"
"Alright, alright, now that's what I'm talking about"
"I will kill your friends and family, to remind you of my love"
"I am the one thing in life I can control"
"And me ~Duh Na Na Na~ I'm the damn food who shot him"
"I'm a general weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"Well IIIIIIIIII herd you've got a special someone on the side Burrrrrr... What are you trying to hide Burrrrr"
"Angelica tried to take a bite of me"
"Down on my luck you see, that was my wife you decided to fu-"
"People say that I'm intense or I'm insane"
"Southern mother f-ing democratic republicans"
"Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da... Da da dat dat da ya da!"
"Laughin' at my sister, cuz she wants to form a harem-- I'm just sayin', if you really loved me, you would share him"
"And Peggy" 
"My dog speaks more eloquently than thee"
"I think your pants look hot Lauren's I like you a lot"
"Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh..Those redcoats don't want it with me... 'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free"
"Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette... The Lancelot of the revolutionary set... I came from afar just to say bonsoir.. Tell the king casse-toi.. Who's the best, c'est moi" 
"I'm takin this horse by the reins makin'... Redcoats redder with bloodstains... Lafayette! And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em.. Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, I'm.. Lafayette! Watch me engagin' em! Escapin' em! Enragin' em! I'm- Lafayette!"
"Congratulations; You've invented a new kind of stupid.. A damage you can never undo... Kind of stupid... An open all the cages in the zoo... Kind of stupid... Clearly, you didn't think this through...Kind of stupid"
"He's pennyless, he's flyin' by the seat of his pants"
"Handsom boy does he know it, peach fuzz but he cant even grow it" 
"Alexander, you're the closest friend I've got"