Hello Children! 
So we decided to update our account so it doesn't look like it was made by three years olds...what? So yeah!! 

My name is Jade and I am also known as son. @jadie147
Go to my profile to see everything you need to know about me, 
I am Canadian and live in an igloo with my pet moose Nigel. I love reading and writing on here so hopefully the books we create will be amazing.... will be? what am I talking about... they already are!;)
Become a fan, vote, and read on :D
follow me on tumblr http//:www.human-w0rld-is-amess.tumblr
twitter http/:www.twitter.com/payne_in_theASS
IG: payne_inth3_ASS
Lana Del Rey, Sleeping With Sirens, One Direction<3
I LOVE YOU ALL, you're all perfect to me, byeee:)
*Taylor threw cheese at me and it hit me in the forehead while making this.... it hurt*
**passes laptop to Taylor** 

Well Hello Children 
 Its Taylor, come on grab your friends we're going to a very distant land! With Jade the Dog, and Tay the human! 
^yeah see what I did there? 
Well if you're still here reading and shit, I'm proud of you! 
WELLL! I have like seven thousand wattpad accounts because I'm a loser, but the one I love the most is @why_I_read if you like Harry Potter check that ish out! ALrighty! Well, I'm going to throw some more cheese! Xx ~Tay

P.S. if you wanna contact me because I'm great chat me up at
http//:sl33p-tight-beautiful.tumblr.com
or
on Twitter @ricci_face...I'm Lord Farquaad

If you wanna chat with us, or tell us how great we are, email us at jadie.sush.1234@gmail.com <okay well they ran out of good names OKAY!!! 

If you're from Florida please stop calling Jade....She's getting flustered...