Ei. I like sleeping, the internet and fast food delivery. I cry a lot over dramas series and sad books. 

On the whole, I am quite broke and sort of a mess but like... a nice mess. The kind you should spend some time and fried chicken on. This is starting to sound like a very sad online dating site self-introduction so I will stop here.
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hippopototamus hippopototamus Sep 14, 2023 09:20AM
Hi, is anyone still here?
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