I spend a lot of time thinking about music, the state of the charts, why orange doesn't rhyme with anything (SYRINGE IS A TECHNICALITY, NO), rhyming words, Leith rhyming slang, arguing over how to make the perfect cup of tea (MILK LAST YA PRICKS), why the galaxy caramel is the best chocolate with tea and that the chocolate hob knob are the king of biscuits with tea, are we human or are we dancers, daydreaming shamelessly, given that god is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
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  • JoinedSeptember 8, 2014


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imnot_edible imnot_edible Jun 02, 2016 01:20AM
Okay so, a lot of my stories have gone without updates for a while. I aim to update/finish them soon. Some will not be getting a full ending as I feel I have lost interest in them and wouldn't do the...
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Stories by imnot_edible
Why Don't You Like Me? // BlueBird by imnot_edible
Why Don't You Like Me? // BlueBird
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Surrender by imnot_edible
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When I'm Gone by imnot_edible
When I'm Gone
I still can't bear to let him see me cry. I hate that I'm crying in front of him now. I feel his hands on my...