msMETAPHORMAN

Hi. 
I'm METAPHORMAN, and I like to read and write. Rap, particularly indie/underground/90's Rap I really like. Frank Ocean and Ne-Yo taught me how to treat a woman right. Bike riding and swimming is fun too. 
I really, really, really hate those 'Swag' Tumblr and Facebook kids - No matter how hot the girls are. 
I'm a tad of a self-loathing-narcissist, but then again you (the reader) probably are too.
I believe and love in Jehovah and Yeshua-Hamashiach.
Coffee and Coca-Cola are drugs to me, I'm addicted to them. 
Umm, okay, I think I'm done now. 
Bye.