@paristhecatt
my cats name is five letters, begins with p and ends with is. y’all will never guess what her name is.
like never.
my cat's name is 5 letters. starts with p, ends with y. y'all will never guess what his name is
Do u publish on Neobook?
My little brother was looking at my heavy ass yearbooks and he thought the years were how much the book weighed aaaaaaah small children are fucking adorable
@paristhecatt Oh my god. Small children have all of the innocence we lost. It's great
Hey… do you still like lams, and hamilton and washette and stuff?
@GravityFallsWendip1 YESSS AND ITS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. it’s not rly a Hamilton ship but if you’ve seen 1776 AAAAAA THEYRE JUST. HILARIOUS. SARCASTIC, GAY LITTLE BEANS
I went rock climbing and one thing I was NOT warned about is how the rocks will have slugs and millipedes in the cracks-
I’m NOT scared of heights thank you very much but I don’t want bug goop smeared on my hands
@LafaYEETte I had gloves but they were strapped to the back of my harness and I couldn’t reach them ;-;
THIS IS SO REAL- like i love bugs they're silly guys but i do NOT touch em unless im yeeting worms into the grass after a rainy day
Fun fact? Pianist is pronounced peenist. I’m a penis(t) and Ive got a recital today so wish me luckk!
“math aesthetic” is now in my history bc I was trying to decorate my notebooks :’)
division signs are sexy af tho
@finessed_piss meanwhile my pinterest searches r js fanart and *insert thing* aesthetic
@paristhecat cursive division sign beautiful. The upside down y is called lamda I believe, looks like this ʎ
I GOT A GUMMY PACK WITH EVERY FLAVOR HAH ARENT YALL JEALOUS
@paristhecatt Luckyyy Maybe where I live they make braces different or something I dunno
@TheDamDemigod135 I had braces and ate gummies the whole time lol- nothing the orthodontist says actually breaks the brackets besides maybe apples and certain brands of gum
Trying to sing Jay’s parts in Epic just makes me sad bc it reminds me of my pathetic range lmao
1. Holy shit those high notes? How does this man do this?
2. …guys my voice is so squeaky I can’t hit the medium-low notes. I legit sound like I’m eight when I talk
The song of Achilles slaps so much, I love it….. I’ve read it at school and started dying and blushing because uh- THR BOOK IS NOT SCHOOL APPROPRIATE (lmao)
@kotlcandsokeefe I’m so desensitized to smut at this point but i don’t think I could read it in public T-T
