maze🪱

i'm here and i'm hella queer and i'm probably going to hell for it. see you soon, satan

satan: no u can't come here i have no more rooms left the hotels full

me: who said i needed a room? i'll be chilling in your throne 

satan: wtf it's my throne you ain't gonna be sitting there

me: yes i will

satan: no you won't 

me walking over hell's welcome mat: god said i had to be here and i can't go back to heaven so are u gonna give me your throne or will i have to sleep with your girlfriend again?

satan: again??

*by now i have pushed satan out of the way and was sitting in his throne and was handed a glass of wine. by the time he got on his feet he gave me a glare, and i held up his magic devil wand thing and pointed it at him*

satan: don't do what i think u r gonna do

me: *sets him on fire*