things I like:
- marvel
- supernatural
- dogs
- dream smp
- LOTR + the hobbit
- i love to sleep
- star wars
- harry potter
- the witcher
- anime
- the lorien legacies
- im hungry
- send food
- and why not send me castiel while you're at it
- but i could make do with sam and dean winchester ;)
shaving people punting things
person: oh no, we dont have any leeks left, what now?
me, an intellect: (pointing at an asparagus) we could use this as a-spare-I-guess
person: ...
me: ...
me: (proceeds to die from laughter)
why am i like this? gosh, i feel bad for those who know me, they really are so darn unfortunate
feel free to dm me about anything, literally have no life so dont be surprised by the quick reply :D
a knock knock joke for y'all:
"knock knock"
'who's there?'
"baby yoda"
'baby yoda who?'
"baby yoda obi-wan for me"
if you've read this far, that is indeed my dog :p
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