Alexa

*Drops a handful of spiders and leaves*

。                “dσn't trαvєl αlσnє.  lífє ís α вumpч rídє, 
            。 wíth lσts σf twísts αnd turns. íf чσu gєt knσckєd dσwn
              。 чσu nєєd sσmєσnє вєsídє чσu tσ hєlp чσu stαnd up
               。゜ αgαín. αnd whєn чσu gєt tírєd αnd  wαnt tσ gívє 
          　 　。゜  up,  чσur cσmpαníσns wíll pull чσu tσ чσur
          　 。゜　    fєєt. sєlєct fríєnds whσ mαkє чσu вєttєr."
                ¶￣|           ∧,∧           ∩∞∩       ∧,,∧          ∧ ∧         ∧ ∧
            .(￣￣|ロ|  ( ･ᴗ･ )     (*･∀･*)  (･∇･')     (^o^＊) (  •⌄• )
          .[[≡≡≡|_|==[∪♡∪]  [￣HOGWARTS￣][￣EXPRESS￣]
          ∠◎◎◎=◎-◎◎◎=◎-◎◎◎=◎◎◎-◎ ◎◎=◎
          〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓〓
          
                                          hαppч wєєkєnd, αlєхα!

Pika pika 
          
          ⠀                  ⣠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠋⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠁⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠤⠀⠒⣶⣶⡶⠂⠀
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢀⠠⠔⠒⠒⠒⠒⠂⠤⣀⠤⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⣀⠠⠐⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⣖⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢤⣄⠀⠈⡄⠀⠀⣀⠠⠄⠀⠒⠒⠀⠇
          ⠀⠀⠀⡜⠈⠛⠛⠀⣐⠂⠀⠀⠻⠿⠏⠀⠀⡗⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀
          ⠀⠀⢰⠉⢱⠀⠱⠞⠁⠉⠒⡖⠀⢀⠔⠢⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡐⠀⠀
          ⠀⠀⠀⢶⠊⠀⠀⢣⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠘⢄⣀⢾⠃⠀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠔⠀⠀⠀
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⢄⠀⠀⠢⠔⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢎⢢⠀⠰⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣌⠀⠁⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠈⠁⢸⡤⠓⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⣄⡀⠀⣰⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⢳⡈⢁⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⢿⣷⠁⠀⠈⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠉⠀⢈⠻⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⡇⠈⡆⠀⠀⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⢠⠁⠀⠀⠈⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⠘⡄⢀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⡠⠁⠀⠀⢰⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
          ⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠐⠛⠶⠒⠣⠦⠤⠗⠒⠒⠒⠚⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

There’s a gal I know named Alexa
          Whose favorite is a cute looking pika pika
          Pikachu is the name, electrifying and energetic
          This fluffy yellow cutie oh so magnetic
          Might want to steer clear or you’ll fall one helluva!
          
          
          
          Pardon my attempt at a limerick, I tried. >.<
          

Sometimes, I think the world is a horrible place. 
          
          Then I remember there’s a pikachu. 
          
          (It’s still a horrible place but at least I haven’t forgotten you)

Pikuuuuu 

peak a boo pikachuuu

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                ｡＊ ; • “\ /"`＊;`＊".            ⁀v⁀
              ｡＊  -_｡ヾ｡_-＊ ｡＊/"•  
              ｡＊   ; • “\ /" ・;ヾ｡`ゞ
               `＊; ｡＊ `＊;／`-｡＊                                  ⁀v⁀
                       •\ヾ/  /`＊ヾ:`-
                            |(_/`
                             川 　　　                          lífє ís shσrt,
                             川　　                              grαв α fríєnd
                ∩,,∩     川    ∧,,∧                       αnd dσ whαtєvєr
             (｡^∇^｡)川(｡^∇^｡)                  єхcítєs чσur spírít.
          o(o＿U    川    U＿o)o         hαppч wєєkєnd, αlєхα!
           ”´”`´”``´”´”`´”`´´”`´”´”´”`”´”`”´”`´”`”´”´”`

You're very electrifying, Pikachu.
          
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              \ _    \|     つ　     つ
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          I'm here for the subscription.

Pika pika pika.