Percy Jackson and friends react to their own fan art

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Is this to make up for the lack of posting?

Yes, yes it is

Percy: We need to distract these guys

Leo: Leave it to me

Leo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

The enemies: *immediately begin arguing*

Percy, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I dont like this at all

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Annabeth: I'm so disappointed in all of you. I'm at a loss for words

Narrator: despite being at a loss for words, Annabeth continued to yell at Percy and Jason for the next 2 and half hours

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Leo: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Frank: Why are Nico and Will sitting with their backs facing each other?

Hazel: They had a fight.

Frank: Then why are they holding hands?

Hazel: They get sad when they fight.

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Percy: Annabeth, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Annabeth: You are my award Percy

Nico: Will you deserve an award for putting up with me

Will: YEAH, YOU'RE A REAL BITCH SOMETIMES

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Chiron: I support all of my kid's hobbies! Percy and his swimming, Leo and his inventions, Will and his Nico...

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Leo: Sorry it took me so long to arrive. I broke down on the way here.

Hazel: Oh, is your car ok?

Leo: Car?

Hazel:

Leo:

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Nico: Whoops.

Will: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "Oh fuck" territory, and I expect you to act like it.

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*Leo, Nico and Will standing outside of Leo's ex's house*

Will: Leo, you will love again because time will heal a broken heart

Nico: *throws a brick* BUT NOT THAT BITCH'S WINDOW

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Percy: Jason pissed me off yesterday, so I changed my phone background to a random picture of some guy.