So todays topic Dads my dad is just so so well i'll explain in a minute but first a word from our sponsers
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anywho back to our topic dads with the help of my assistants Hiccup and Toby. im Bold Hiccup's Italic and Toby Bitalic.
Hiccup tell the readers what u did'nt like about your dad the most.
Well he's always criticizing me about every thing i do he even disowned me when i was 13!
Well now he's dead so u dont have to worry about that shit.
Dont remind me!
Sorry anywho what i dont like is at my dad is always to busy to spend time with me,he is always studying the bible and is watching videos all the time.
H-hey im h-here!
What took u so long?
P-pancakes?
*rolls eyes* Whatever get over here waffle and tell us what u hated about ur dad.
Why?
Dads are today's topic.
Oh o-okay *crack* w-well he w-was abusive a-and he did'nt r-really care about u-us and i k-killed him.*laughs evillely* (idk how to spell it)
so that is why we hate dads
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