Dads

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So todays topic Dads my dad is just so so well i'll explain in a minute but first a word from our sponsers

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anywho back to our topic dads with the help of my assistants Hiccup and Toby. im Bold Hiccup's Italic and Toby Bitalic.

Hiccup tell the readers what u did'nt like about your dad the most.

Well he's always criticizing me about every thing i do he even disowned me when i was 13!

Well now he's dead so u dont have to worry about that shit.

Dont remind me!

Sorry anywho what i dont like is at my dad is always to busy to spend time with me,he is always studying the bible and is watching videos all the time.

H-hey im h-here!

What took u so long?

P-pancakes?

*rolls eyes* Whatever get over here waffle and tell us what u hated about ur dad.

Why?

Dads are today's topic.

Oh o-okay *crack* w-well he w-was abusive a-and he did'nt r-really care about u-us and i k-killed him.*laughs evillely* (idk how to spell it)

 

so that is why we hate dads

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