50 things Dazai Osamu can not do

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1. One more mushroom you try to sneak into the agency, Kunikida will round kick you

2. Ever heard of "not trying to kill yourself?"

3. You owe Kunikida 1 million pens, due to the damage you cause him everyday

4. "Even god doesn't want me" Dazai I—

5. Stop harassing those poor women

6. Atsushi is tired of your dad puns so cut it out

7. Can you stop saying you and Chuuya are the parents of Shin Soukoku

8. Wait, where did you get those heels and girls clothes?

9. Oh my GOD YOU FUCKING FELL

10. Yosano will not help you with your injuries

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I just had to make one for the birthday boi