50 things Dazai Osamu can not do

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31. Another song we hear escape your lips we'll send you away

32. Wait are you really into K-Pop?

33. Atsushi is traumatized from when you tied him to a lamppost, this is why we don't let you eat those damn—

34. Sending letters over to Mori saying simply "you suck" will bring out war stop that (not gonna lie it's pretty funny though)

35. Bombing Chuuya's car again

36. Chuuya, that's it

37. Stop hogging the couch when you take a nap, we need it for clients

38. HOW MUCH BANDAGES DO YOU NEED IN A DAY MY GOODNESS

39. No Dazai once you read this, it won't mean that you're allowed to do other crazy shit

40. This also shouldn't encourage you to try these out again (Kunikida will literally kill you and me for making this list)

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"In spite of my suffering, at the thought that I was sure to end up killing myself, I cried aloud and burst into tears" Dazai Osamu