Straya: Hey, mom, how were humans made?
France: Well, you see, God created Adam and Eve and when they ate from the forbidden tree, he sent them down to Earth. They had 2 sons and thats how humanity started.
Straya: Huh. Cool, thanks.
The next day
Straya: Hey dad, how were humans made?
Britain: Well, you see, son, we were all monkeys and then evolved into humans!
The next day
Straya: Hey mom, dad said humans were made from monkeys. Is that true?
France: *sighs*
France: Well, dear *ruffles Aussie's hair* It's simple.
France: Your father was simply telling you about his side of the family, and I was telling you about mine.
