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France: *is pregnant*

Aussie: *6 years old* Hey mom? Why is you belly so big?

France: Well, son, you're little brother New Zealand is in there.

Aussie: Was he a good boy?

France: Yes, he is a very good boy.

Aussie: *Eyes widening*

Aussie: Then...th-then why did you eat him..?

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