Aqua: I have prepared your tea, Kazuma-san.
Kazuma: Why thank you, Aqua.
Kazuma sips the tea as Megumin watches in horror while I eat popcorn.
Kazuma: This is hot water.
Aqua: Oh my, I'm too clumsy.
Kazuma: Maybe you purified the tea. No matter, I'll drink this as is *sips the tea* Yup, it's hot water.
Megumin: THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT!
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Intro plays
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Megumin: I alologize for the other day, so please return to your old self.
[Y/N]: What're you apologizing for? It was my plan? Plus, this is entertaining.
Kazuma: The other day? *remembers* Ah, that. They say the rich don't quarel. Would you two like some tea too? We have quality tea leaves.
[Y/N]: Sure!
Megumin: *about to cry* I was in the wrong. So please Kazuma, return to your old self. The Kazuma I see now is gross.
[Y/N]: Pft-
Kazuma: What are you going on about? I'm my usual self.
Aqua: Kazuma-san, I've made more tea. I also made you one as well, [Y/N]. *blows in my ear*
[Y/N]: Don't do that. Anyway, thanks. *sips tea* This is hot water.
Aqua: Oh my, I was so careless again. *giggles*
Kazuma: You've purified it again. Just remake it, that's all there is to it.
I look to Megumin to see that she looks like she was about to cry. I stood up and got beside Darkness and called Megumin over.
Darkness: Actually, this is how it happened....
(Earlier)
Kazuma: That loli-brat! When she comes back, I'll skin her. No mistake about it! Then I'll do something that'll make her say "please forgive me."
[Y/N]: Dude, I was the one that told her to do it.
Darkness: Can you tell me more about what you'll do to make her cry?
[Y/N]: Please don't move too much. It really hurts when your armor clips on my skin since I'm cuddling you.
Aqua: You're so loud, it's still morning. Everyone should be calm like me. I haven't moved from this spot since I came back, aside from getting to the bath.
[Y/N]: You're a couch potato who only eats and sleeps all day.
Kazuma: Damnit! I'll never forgive her! I can imagine her crying and bawling already.
Darkness: I'd like details about this crying and bawling.
[Y/N]: Darkness! I'm still cuddling you!
There was then the sound of the front door opening as Kazuma looks at the direction of it.
Kazuma: Is she back!?
Darkness: Details!
[Y/N]: Armor!
Kazuma: Megumin, you little-
Vanir: Haha, thought I was the crazy Scarlet demon girl, didn't you? Too bad, it's me.
[Y/N]: Vanir? You look like your body is about to break. You okay? Also, What're you doing here?
Vanir: Oh, I'm fine. I came in place of that useless shopkeeper to negotiate. Why don't you rejoice and kneel at my presence and show me the product you wish to sell.
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
Konosuba X MaleReader //Harem//
Hayran Kurguyour name was [Y/N] [L/N]. You were born as an active guy but your bestfriend, Satou Kazuma, is a shut in. you always wondered why he was a shut in. after a light jog you saved a woman from a truck and ended up with a new story.