Vampiring is HARD.
Things Bob has on his checklist when he accidentally becomes a vampire: a) forget everything he knows about vampires b) Google vampire survival tactics c) don't get brutally murdered by vampires.
Apparently there are vampire LAWS...
Seriously? I got shot in the face! You saw that shit, right? So that's it, the show's over. Vampire or not, nobody walks away from a gunshot to the face. I mean, you do know how fast bullets travel, right?
Oh, how am I writing this? You're gonna be a smartass aren't you?
Fine. but you're going to have to go to Season 2. See you over there.
