a story where :
@celestiuhh : hey potter
@celestiuhh: if i could get 1 galleon for everytime you say 'brilliant', i could get 100 firebolts for myself
@harrypotter : i do not say brilliant all the time,
Malfoy 🙄
*this story won't follow the harry...
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@harrypotter : FUCK THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO SEND
@celestiuhh : HARRY YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAVE FUNNY MEMES
@harrypotter : technically it's george's meme message not send @harrypotter : duhh i'm literally a comedian
@celestiuhh : oh nevermind @celestiuhh : your ego said @celestiuhh : 📈📈📈📈
@harrypotter : hehe
@celestiuhh : come on its time to get drunkkk @celestiuhh : wya? all my other friends are staying sober and i need a drinking partner
@harrypotter : far right at the blue couch
@celestiuhh : LETS GET DRUNK WHORE
@harrypotter : i'm scared
4.32am IMessage daphne bestie
celestia : BRO ARE YOU AWAKE?
daphne bestie : YES WHERE ARE YOU?
celestia : don't freak out celestia :
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daphne bestie : who tf is that? daphne bestie : hottie alert
celestia : THATS HARRY POTTER celestia : WHY DOES HE NOT LOOK LIKE HIMSELF THERE celestia : but i can assure you its scarhead
daphne bestie : holy shit daphne bestie : how big is he?
celestia : WE DIDNT SLEEP TOGETHER celestia : I WOKE UP AND WE WERE IN HIS BED CUDDLING celestia : he's so cute tho wtf celestia : and i'm pretty sure he's not drunk
daphne bestie : did you just call harry cute?
celestia : & what about it 🙄
daphne bestie : what happened to daphne bestie : aNyoNe bUt PoTteR
celestia : aw fuck off
daphne bestie : wait are you coming back to our dorm?
celestia : nah i'm hangover celestia : like dead hangover celestia : like how i'm going to be if dad finds out kinda dead
daphne bestie : he won't find out don't worry daphne bestie : i'm sitting on a bad boy piece of information tho
celestia : ..... celestia : n e ways i'm going to continue to cuddle this hot hunk beside me and let gods plan come through
daphne bestie : HOT HUNK? seen daphne bestie : i bet you're already asleep daphne bestie : anyways come back safely daphne bestie : and go get that dicc queen delivered
