a story where :
@celestiuhh : hey potter
@celestiuhh: if i could get 1 galleon for everytime you say 'brilliant', i could get 100 firebolts for myself
@harrypotter : i do not say brilliant all the time,
Malfoy 🙄
*this story won't follow the harry...
harry : hi something happened harry : i woke up cuddling celestia
mione : WHAT mione : DID YOU GUYS????? mione : 👉👌 ronniekins : i came in the dorm to see drunk girl malfoy under the sheets with tipsy harry ronniekins : lowkey traumatised
harry :
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mione : am i wrong? 😐😐
harry : yes you're wrong harry : i was sober harry : she was crazy drunk & i didn't see her slytherin friends so i brought her to our dorm harry : and she started cuddling me and we both fell asleep
mione : oh no mione : ron... if you already think his daily simping log-ins are annoying mione : this boutta be worst ronniekins :
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harry : HELP WHAT SHOULD I DO harry : SHES STILL CUDDLING ME AND I DONT WANT HER TO STOP BUT I DONT WANT HER TO WAKE UP ALL FREAKED OUT
ronniekins : harold mate ronniekins : where did your james potter jeans go? mione : you mean genes? ronniekins : potato potatoE
harry : yeah yeah but i grew up with lupin harry : the worst wingmen in this planet harry : who wanna bet hagrid has more game than him?????
ronniekins : fucking theasterals have more game than him mione : you mean... thestrals? ronniekins : shut up i'm hangover ronniekins : but mione love, i want cuddles too mione : ugh ronniekins : i'm coming to your dorm <333 mione : i hate it here
harry : oo feeling like a third wheel seen harry : lol but who cares celestia fucking malfoy is cuddling me message not send
5.45pm celestia 💚
harry : celestiaaaaa
celestia 💚 : harryyyyyy
harry : awww you just called me by my first name
celestia 💚 : scarheaddddddd celestia 💚 : what do you want??
harry : i have sorta feelings for you like even tho you could be mean to me and you obviously only see me as a friend and i'm just a pathetic half blood who your family will never approve, i still like you and its scary message not send harry : need help with potions
celestia 💚 : you came to the right girl celestia 💚 : what do you need help with?
harry : shit i'm actually excellent in potions i did not think this one through message not send harry : should i say brilliant and risk being a homeless orphan? message not send harry : YES nessage not send
celestia 💚 : ??? celestia 💚 : you've been typing for like 2 minutes
harry : brilliant
celestia 💚 : you're so dumb its adorable
harry : IM WHAT NOW message not send harry : holy shit marry me harry : THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO SEND
celestia 💚 : woah now now harry, might want to take me out on a date first
harry : WAIT IS THAT A SERIOUS STATEMENT OR???????????? message not send harry : where is dad when you need him message not send harry : come on james potter genes message not send harry : me you three broomsticks the day after tomorrow
celestia 💚 : wtf it was just a joke message not send celestia 💚 : not complaining tho message not send celestia 💚 : it's a date
harry : brilliant!! harry : ok shit that was not on purpose message not send
celestia 💚 : guess you'll be paying for the butterbeer
